Fibber and Mert joke of the day: The train wreck

FIBBER: Hello operator?  Give me the Whistful Vista ummm oh is that you, Mert?  How's ever lil thing, Mert?  Is eh?  You say your sister's wedding? Oh, that's terrible!  A train wreck, eh? 

MOLLY: Oh heavenly days, McGee, what happened?

FIBBER: Her sister got her wedding dress caught on a one of the pews and wrecked her train!