Showing posts with label broken nose. Show all posts
Showing posts with label broken nose. Show all posts

Friday, December 24, 2010

Fibber and Mert joke of the day: broken nose?

FIBBER: Hello operator, give me the Bijiou Thea---ehhhhhhhhhh, is that you, Mert?  Well how's ever lil thing, Mert?  Tis, eh?  What say, Mert?  Your sister?  Broke her nose, eh?  Oh.  That's wonderful, Mert!

MOLLY: Oh heavenly days, McGee...what is wonderful about that?

FIBBER: Her sister made a lot of dough on the stock market... but just how much, only her broker knows!
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