Showing posts with label stork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stork. Show all posts

Monday, December 13, 2010

Fibber and Mert joke of the day: The Stork

FIBBER: Hello operator?  Give me the residence of... oh, is that you, Mert?  How's every lil thing, Mert?  Is eh?  What say Mert?  The stork came to your house this morning?

MOLLY: The stork! How wonderful! Boy or girl, Deary?

FIBBER: They don't know - but they have it tied up and if it lays an egg it's a girl.

- from [410401 Molly loses the left-rear fender]
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