Fibber and Mert joke of the day: The hospital

FIBBER:  Hello operator?  Give me the Wistful Vista... oh is that you Mert?  How's every lil thing, Mert? Tis, eh?  What you say, Mert? Your married sister?  Honest?  Three of 'em, eh?  That's terrific!  What hospital [did] you say?

MOLLY: Heavenly days McGee, you don't mean...

FIBBER: Quiet Molly.  Mert's sister was driving past the hospital this morning and had three blowouts in one block.