Fibber and Mert joke of the day: Mert's grandfather got shot

FIBBER: Hello operator, connect me with the ..oh is that you Mert?  How's every thing with you, Mert? It is, uh?  What?  He is?  They did?  He will?  Oh, that's too bad Mert!  How old is your grandfather?  Ooooh, well it's about time, isn't it?  Let me get this straight, Mert: they took a bullet out of his what?  Is that so? 

MOLLY: Did her grandfather get shot?

FIBBER: Yes.

MOLLY: Where?

FIBBER: Gettysburg.