Thursday, December 23, 2010

Fibber and Mert joke of the day: Kid brother's feet

FIBBER: Hello operator?  Give me the Wistful Vista junk yard at 14th and ohhhhhhhhhh.  Is that you, Mert?  How's ever lil thing, Mert?  Tis, eh?  What say, Mert?  Your little brother?  They what?  THEY CUT OFF HIS FEET?

MOLLY: Oh McGee! How awful!

FIBBER: Oh, it was nothing. Her kid brother wanted to build a fire at the Boy Scout Show. It was quite a feat but they didn't have time for it.

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