Tuesday, February 14, 2012

I Can't Stand Jack Benny Because...

He fills the air with boasts and brags, 
And obsolete obnoxious gags. 
The way he plays his violin 
is Music's most obnoxious sin. 
His cowardice alone, indeed, 
Is matched by his obnoxious greed. 
And all the things that he portrays 
Show up my own obnoxious ways.  

- Carroll P. Craig, Sr.(1945)

Winning entry in the 1945 "I Can't Stand Jack Benny Because. . ."Contest.

Today would have been Jack Benny's birthday!

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